My Contact Lens

I believe I have lost my contact lens. It's kinda hard to say for sure given that it is A. Very small and B. Clear. Though due to the fact that I cannot see out of my right eye and that I heard the sound of a shard of glass hitting the tile floor after a ferocious blink I think it's safe to say that it is gone. Sadly inspection of the floor did not produce the contact lens in question. I believe the cockroaches have gotten it. Which is a bit frightening to me as now there may be a cockroach roaming around with perfect vision. That's just fucking scary. Like a cockroach with super powers. If he wants to hide, he can find a place to hide. If he wants food, he will get your sandwich. If he wants to get in your bed and scare the crap out of you and give you nightmares, done. I'm a bit leery of showering now. The last thing I need is for a cockroach with super powers to see me naked.